Our nerdier readers will already know what Woot! is, but for those who don’t, Woot! is a website which features one random product each day at a substantial discount. Could be an Xbox, could be a Roomba,  or it could be a toy monkey.

Their spinoff Shirt.Woot is the same idea, but with user submitted shirt designs. Today’s design is titled “The Original B-Boy” and features Bowser carrying a boombox and sporting some knock off Chucks.

What makes it worth mentioning is the write up underneath the product (Woot! has become known for their sarcastic product descriptions). It’s a pretty great indictment of the current state of “urban dance movies” that have been flooding the market, taking on such themes as sex, diversity, and even “Twilighters.” They know this shirt is a gimmicky attempt to capture that demographic, and they’re ok with that.

If that sounds good to you, you’d better hurry. The shirt is only on sale for one day.

EDIT: Credit points out that Alex from Motion Disorderz is the designer of the shirt. I wonder if my title still holds true considering that an actual b-boy designed it? Funny how a little context can change things.